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    Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
    Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
    A. Money
    Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    A. After five years your job will still suck.
    Q. What's the difference between you and your paycheck?
    A. Your wife will blow your check.
    Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
    A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.
    Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
    A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
    Q. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
    A. They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
    Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.
    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
    Q. Who is the more...

    "Least Popular Christmas Carols" (as sung by the Late Show Carolers)
    As presented on the 12/03/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
    "I Saw Mommy Marry Larry King"
    "Boris the Red-Nosed Yeltsin Had an 86-Proof Nose"
    "Im Searching For the Real Killers With Every Round of Golf I Play"
    "Oh, Hillary, Oh, Hillary, You're Going to Jail for One-to-Three"
    "Influenza, Influenza, Influenza, Influenza"
    "O Little Network CBS How Still We See Thee Lie"
    "Frosty the Crackhead Had a Crack Pipe Full of Crack"
    "I Have an Irregular Heartbeat Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum"
    "O.J. Is Free Although He's Prob'ly Guilty"
    "Good King Clinton Dropped His Pants in a Cheap Hotel Room"

    Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy, it's not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It'scelebratin', you are."Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebratingme first blow job."Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar."Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself, here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebrationwith you."Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal, but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won'teither."

    If Barbie is so popular

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    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Fan Maker

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    Once there was a fan maker in a Burmese village. Everyday, he sold out many fans to his villagers. The reason why his fans were so popular was because of the Chinese characters on his fans. One day, his close friend visited him and interviewed him. "Ko Toke, I heard that your fans are so popular here. Many people even called your fans as Chinese fans. Where did you buy and sell them back?". The fan maker said, "Well, I make them myself.". His friend amazed and asked "But you don't understand Chinese language. How could you write the Chinese character?". Then the old men replied, "O! it is not difficult. Sometimes, I go to the Chinese cemetery near our village and imitate some Chinese characters on the tombs.": )

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