Nudist Jokes

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    Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
    Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
    A. Money
    Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    A. After five years your job will still suck.
    Q. What's the difference between you and your paycheck?
    A. Your wife will blow your check.
    Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
    A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.
    Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
    A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
    Q. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
    A. They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
    Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.
    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
    Q. Who is the more...

    A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
    Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends her the bottom half.
    He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
    A few weeks later, he receives a letter from this grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short."

    Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.

    A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.
    Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
    A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, " Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it makes your nose look too long."

    A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to lether know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts aphoto in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send apicture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picturein half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of thephoto. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent thewrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother'seyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weekslater he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...itmakes your nose look short!"

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