Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it`s construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh`s tender at it`s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now, as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh. I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don`t more...
Once Raghu went to a clohtes shop: Raghu: May I try the red shirt in the window outside? Shopkeeper: No, you will have to use the trial room as everybody else does!
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since
1. How to get rid of nuclear waste:
Sending nuclear waste into the sun is expensive, because of the amount of
energy expended in getting it out of Earth's gravity well, which is most
probably more energy than was obtained from the fuel in the first place.
The best way to get rid of nuclear waste is to put it on the government
surplus list. People will bid on anything if they think they are getting
a good deal. And as for the damage it will cause, frankly do you really
care what happens to people stupid enough to buy something that is clearly
marked "Hazardous Nuclear Waste?"
2. How to fund private space concerns:
This is a twofold problem: first the difficulty with Congress, and second
the lack of funding. Both these problems can be solved in one simple
manner. Make slavery legal again. All the work on the Constitution has
already been done; you merely need repeal the Emancipation Proclamation.
Now, since congressmen more...
I got this message detailing a first day of class experience from a
friend of a friend. His name is Kevin Stone, and he goes to Clemson
Just a friendly reminder-look for door numbers...
So I'm looking for a class in Newman Hall- actually, I was looking
for Newman Hall- and, I thought i'd found it. no sign- no main
So I walk around the building and find what I perceive to be an acutal
door with and actual doorknob. So I opened it.
Inside was a room at least 150x50- maybe half a football field- maybe
more- black concrete- 20ft ceiling.
Two guys in white overcoats.
A cow. Upside-down with hooves pointing into the air.
On some type of cart.
They were as embarrased to see me as I was to see them.
Everybody stared at everybody else for about 6 sec. (except the cow,
who was not facing me.) And I shut the door.
I wasn't more than 10ft away from the door when I more...