"Branch Office" joke

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A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
"What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
"Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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Rooster:So now I know what my problem is, my father maried a owl!
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