"Branch Office" joke

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A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
"What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
"Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:Police Officer #1: more...

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Rooster:Your mama so ugly,she turn a fraight train up a dirt road.
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Rooster:So now I know what my problem is, my father maried a owl!
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