"Parrot for the Clintons" joke
Hilary is at a pet store and is looking or a talking parrot. She noticed one that was much cheaper then the rest. She asks the store "Why is this parrot so much cheaper then the rest." The store owner replies "That one was at a whore house and has dirty language."
So Hilary takes buys this one thinking she can teach it better language. She then takes it to the oval office and the bird says "New house new madam." Hilary gets frustrated and walks out
Then Chelsea comes in and the bird says "New house new Whore." so Chelsea gets mad and storms out.
Then Mr. Clinton comes in and the bird says "Hey Bill."
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