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Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.
A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian.
The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your father do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "He is a doctor."
"That is wonderful. How about you, Sarah?"
Sarah shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Sarah," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays the piano in a whore
house."
The teacher was horrified and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later
that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered
the door. The teacher repeated what his son had said and demanded an
explanation.
Billy's father said, "Well, I am actually a lawyer. But can I explain a thing
like that to a seven-year-old boy?"

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.
"We got her," replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!"
Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the whore, "but I thought you might like to open those beers first."

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman
Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
How do you piss off a female archeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
How can you tell a macho women?
She rolls more...

what is the difference between a whore and a rooster? a rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do! a whore goes any cock will do!

A man walks into a whore house. And asks for a whore.
Man says I only have one left and trust me you dont want her.
Guy says I dont care I just wanna fuck.
So they get in the room and he sticks it in and says damn what is that, go fix it do something.
She goes in the bathroom comes out 15 min later.
He sticks it in again and says yeah thats better.
They go at it for a while.
When the're done the guy asks, what did you do to make it so much better?
She says: picked my scabs.