United States Jokes

Michelle and Barack Obama were walking around the White House grounds after a beautiful snow.  They were just admiring the beauty when written in piss they see OBAMA SUCKS. He called in the FBI, Secret Service and all the other agencies and said find out who did this!!!
A few days later the FBI comes back with the report:
Mr. President, we have some good news and some bad news…
 
Well what is the good news says Obama…
Well Mr. President…It’s John McCain’s pee….
 
The bad news…
 
 
Its Michelle's handwriting
 

Hillary Clinton is debating running for President.
Bill Clinton has been heard saying "If Hillary decides to run for President, I will help her campain..cause...a win for Hillary is an Intern for Me."

“I will leave the country if Hillary Clinton becomes president.” –Dick Morris on "Hannity & Colmes"
This means that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, Dick Morris will most likely not leave the country.

Italian researchers say that shots of Botox can relieve constipation.
"Apparently Italians inject it in a different place," said Senator Nancy Pelosi.

Like other Chia products,a little water and seed and after 3 days it starts growing. The company had also product tested a Chia-Joe Biden, but had to nix the idea when after six months of a little water and seed, it did nothing.