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    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?
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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have more...

    Michelle and Barack Obama were walking around the White House grounds after a beautiful snow.  They were just admiring the beauty when written in piss they see OBAMA SUCKS. He called in the FBI, Secret Service and all the other agencies and said find out who did this!!!
    A few days later the FBI comes back with the report:
    Mr. President, we have some good news and some bad news…
     
    Well what is the good news says Obama…
    Well Mr. President…It’s John McCain’s pee….
     
    The bad news…
     
     
    Its Michelle's handwriting
     

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    Polar bears in the Pittsburgh zoo received a $14 million domain renovation featuring a plush waterfall and running stream. Park officials expect a spike in ticket sales as well as a visit from Al Sharpton asking what the black bears got.

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    Senator Majority leader Harry Reid was asked if he felt there was an urgency to pass the Senate's proposed health care reform bill. To which Reid replied, "Like my friend Ted Kennedy would have said, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."

    They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat.
    When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going.
    When he got there he didn't know where he was.
    And it was all done on a government grant.

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