Washington Jokes

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    Tossed Teepee

    Hot 2 years ago

    Two Indians, Running Bear and Little Beaver went to the outhouse teepee, situated on the edge of a cliff. After using the outhouse teepee, they went back to the village. The next day, they again went to the outhouse teepee. Running Bear said, "Terrible, terrible, the outhouse teepee smells to high heaven! What should we do? We can't ever use it smelling like that!" Little Beaver suggested, "Why don't we just push the outhouse teepee over the cliff, and go build another one?" They both agreed and pushed the outhouse teepee over the cliff.

    A few days later, the chief of the tribe called a pow wow. He asked," Who threw the outhouse teepee over the cliff?" No one answered. He then told this story.

    When George Washington was a little boy, his father asked, "Who chopped down the cherry tree?" Little boy George Washington answered, "It was I father."

    His father was so pleased with the answer, that he rewarded more...

    The Washington Nationals are set to fire legendary manager Frank Robinson after three consecutive last place finishes, since they could totally finish in last place without him.

    A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'

    Stupid funny quotes

    Hot 7 months ago

    "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." -President Gerald Ford
    "My fellow astronauts..."
    -Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.
    "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."
    -Orrin Hatch, Senator from Utah, explaining his support of the death penalty.
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    -Charles de Gaulle, ex-French President
    "I stand by all the misstatements."
    -Dan Quayle, defending himself against criticism for making verbal gaffes
    "Gerald Ford was a Communist"
    -Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say 'Congressman'.
    "Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
    -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C.
    "We found the term 'killing' too broad."
    -State Department more...

    Cherry Potty

    Hot 3 years ago

    A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw a Port-A-Potty. Feeling mischievous, he tipped it over into the pond, and ran all the way home. At dinner, his father told the story of how George Washington chopped down the cherry tree. Feeling incredibly guilty, the little boy 'fessed up and told his father about what had happened. Soon, the boy was spanked, and how! "Wait, dad! What's going on? I told you the truth!""Yes, you did. But George Washington's dad wasn't in the tree when he chopped it down!"

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