New York Jokes
Mayor Bloomberg said that New York City will "collapse" if illegal immigrants are deported. He added, "Immigrants do the jobs that Americans won't and, like it or not, happy endings are a job."
Fashion designers disagreed about how to dress this nude Italian woman
The New York Mets traded Aaron Heilman for JJ Putz, marking the first time in history that a Putz was traded for a putz.
New York Mayor Bloomberg was bit yesterday by weather-forecasting groundhog Staten Island Chuck. When the attending physician was asked if there should be concern about infection, he replied, "No, Chuck will be fine."
...Bernie Madoff is writing his autobiography, a tell-all book about his life in the financial world....Book's title: "Bernie Madoff...American I-Con."