I think this family is from Broady (Broadmeadows). Broadmeadows is a suburb of Melbourne Australia with a good reputation. There is no love lost between the following 2 AFL Football Teams.
A family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel sports, the son picks up an Essendon football jumper and says to his 20 year old sister "I've decided to become a Bomber supporter i would like this for Christmas".
His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him around the head with her carton of Winfield and says, "Go talk to Mum". Off goes the little lad with Essendon jumper in hand to find his Mum.
"I've decided to be an Essendon supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas".
The mother is outraged by this and throws her moccasins and full V. B. tinnie at him, promptly whacks him around the more...
A boy and a girl were walking from school one day and the boy says "
I have a skateboard skateboards are for boys only"
hearing this the girl asked her mum for a skateboard.So the next day they were walking home and the girl shows the boy her skate board. And the boy said "
Well footballs are for boys you cant have one"
To this the girl asked her mum for a football.
And on the next day they were walking home and the girl showed the boy her football and the boy said"
and he pulled his pants down and said "
Your mum cant posably buy you one of these"
So the next day they were walking home and the boy said"
you cant tell me you've got one"
And the girl pulled her pants down and said "
my mummy said "
As long as I have one of these I can get as many of them as I want"
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling 'Get the quarter back!'"