"A boy and a girl were walking from..." joke

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A boy and a girl were walking from school one day and the boy says "
I have a skateboard skateboards are for boys only"
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hearing this the girl asked her mum for a skateboard.So the next day they were walking home and the girl shows the boy her skate board. And the boy said "
Well footballs are for boys you cant have one"
To this the girl asked her mum for a football.
And on the next day they were walking home and the girl showed the boy her football and the boy said"
ok then"
and he pulled his pants down and said "
Your mum cant posably buy you one of these"
So the next day they were walking home and the boy said"
you cant tell me you've got one"
And the girl pulled her pants down and said "
my mummy said "
As long as I have one of these I can get as many of them as I want"
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The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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