"Cable Company Plays 30 Seconds of Porn During Super Bowl" joke
A Tucson Arizona cable television provider has apologized to area customers after 30-seconds of porn was mistakenly shown during the Super Bowl. Customers angrily called when programming returned to the Super Bowl.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!
Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!
Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?