"Steelers quarterback joke" joke

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A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling 'Get the quarter back!'"

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

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A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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A: Their balls are just for decoration.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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