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The NFL's New England Patriots had a video camera confiscated during their 38-14 win against the Jets on Sunday- after a coach on their sidelines was suspected of stealing Jets play calls. The Patriots admit taping the game, but only to win America's Funniest Home Videos.

AT&T charges man $27,000 for watching Chicago Bears game over the web.

$27,000?!! That's it? He actually SAVED money. If he had come to Ford Field in Detroit, you gotta figure: $50 for a cheap seat, $10 minimum for parking, $10 for a hot-dog and chips, $10 for a delicious watered down 3-2 beer, and the $28,000 to replace your stolen car. Do the math people!!!

Only 11 people greeted the Colts at the airport. And seven of them were just waiting for connecting flights.

The New York Giants have won the Super Bowl.

I’ll tell ya, guys from New York – they get the job done.

Except for the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Guiliani.

Federal officials said that there are no credible threats for the upcoming Super Bowl. There was the possibility that the stadium could dramatically implode, but that already happened to the Giants.

What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and Goodyear tires? Normally, Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn..

Roger Goodell and Ben Roethlisberger recently met for several hours in New York. Goodell is one of the few people still willing to be in a private room with Roethlisberger.