Super Bowl Jokes
Three Browns fans were standing in line at a convenience store complaining about how the Steelers made it to the Super Bowl instead of their beloved Browns.
"I blame the management staff," said the first, "because if they would sign eleven new players we could be a great side."
"I blame the coach and the players," said the second, "because if they would make some effort they might at least score a few touchdowns."
"I blame my parents," said the third, "because if I'd been born in Pittsburgh instead of Cleveland, I'd be supporting a decent team!"
The New York Giants have won the Super Bowl.
I’ll tell ya, guys from New York – they get the job done.
Except for the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Guiliani.
A Tucson Arizona cable television provider has apologized to area customers after 30-seconds of porn was mistakenly shown during the Super Bowl. Customers angrily called when programming returned to the Super Bowl.
A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling 'Get the quarter back!'"
Only 11 people greeted the Colts at the airport. And seven of them were just waiting for connecting flights.