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    Steelers joke

    Hot 1 year ago

    Three Browns fans were standing in line at a convenience store complaining about how the Steelers made it to the Super Bowl instead of their beloved Browns.
    "I blame the management staff," said the first, "because if they would sign eleven new players we could be a great side."
    "I blame the coach and the players," said the second, "because if they would make some effort they might at least score a few touchdowns."
    "I blame my parents," said the third, "because if I'd been born in Pittsburgh instead of Cleveland, I'd be supporting a decent team!"

    A Tucson Arizona cable television provider has apologized to area customers after 30-seconds of porn was mistakenly shown during the Super Bowl. Customers angrily called when programming returned to the Super Bowl.

    A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
    "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
    "What do you mean?" he asked.
    "Well, everyone kept yelling 'Get the quarter back!'"

    Four Football Fans

    Hot 4 years ago

    Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
    Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Patriots fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the New England Patriots!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
    Not to be outdone by a Patriots fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.
    Refusing to be outdone by the Patriots and Falcons fans, the Steelers fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!" and without hesitation, pushed the Philadelphia Eagles fan off the mountain.

    The New York Giants have won the Super Bowl.

    I’ll tell ya, guys from New York – they get the job done.

    Except for the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Guiliani.

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