Philadelphia Eagles Jokes

Michael Vick is reportedly shopping a post-prison reality show. Something tells us it won't be on Animal Planet.

One of the conditions: he gets paid in kibble.

Lynette Squeaky Fromme was released from prison earlier today, and
was immediately signed by the Philadelphia eagles!

Michael Vick admitted to crying in prison because of all his guilt. And maybe the prison rape.

A judge has ruled that Michael Vick must pay his own way to his upcoming bankruptcy hearing. Ironically, he may have to take a Greyhound to get there.