Pennsylvania Jokes

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    Terrible Steeler News

    Hot 4 years ago

    Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger suffered a head injury after he crashed his motorcycle. Doctors fear the injury is so severe that Roethlisberger will be left with the mental capacity of a Terry Bradshaw.

    Pirate Hits 3 HR

    Hot 5 months ago

    Pittsburgh rookie Andrew McCutchen hit three homeruns in a recent game. If the Pirates knew how good he really was, they'd have already traded him.

    Pittsburgh Pirate Parrot

    Hot 4 years ago

    Anybody who watches baseball knows that the Pittsburgh Pirates trade away all of their good players every year. Ok, having said that, here's the joke.
    Did you hear the news? The Pirates traded away their mascot for a couple of minor league mascots!

    Fan Hit During Game

    Hot 3 years ago

    A fan was hit in the head by a broken bat during a matchup between the Pirates and the Brewers. He suffered far less trauma than those who actually had to watch the entire game.

    Two boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck
    A Post Gazette reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy
    "Young Steelers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook
    "But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied
    "Sorry, since we are in Pennsylvania, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again
    "Little Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook
    "I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said
    "I assumed everyone in Pennsylvania was either for the Steelers or the Eagles. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked
    "I'm a Browns fan," the child said
    The reporter more...

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