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    Terrible Steeler News

    Hot 5 years ago

    Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger suffered a head injury after he crashed his motorcycle. Doctors fear the injury is so severe that Roethlisberger will be left with the mental capacity of a Terry Bradshaw.

    Dam Problems Happen

    Hot 7 months ago

    This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter.
    SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
    Dear Mr. DeVries:
    It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:
    Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.
    A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource more...

    The Penguins said they're going to put the Stanley Cup in a place where it's sure to go untouched. Home plate at PNC Park.

    Pirate Hits 3 HR

    Hot 1 year ago

    Pittsburgh rookie Andrew McCutchen hit three homeruns in a recent game. If the Pirates knew how good he really was, they'd have already traded him.

    Pittsburgh Pirate Parrot

    Hot 5 years ago

    Anybody who watches baseball knows that the Pittsburgh Pirates trade away all of their good players every year. Ok, having said that, here's the joke.
    Did you hear the news? The Pirates traded away their mascot for a couple of minor league mascots!

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