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    Down around the Texas-Louisiana border, there has been a recent rash of illegal cock fighting, with quite a bit of gambling. The director of the Louisiana State Police finally bent to public pressure and sent an investigator to get to the bottom of the problem.
    The crack investigator, Boudreaux, took an unmarked cruiser and headed for Mamou. He was gone for two days and arrived back in Baton Rouge to report to the director.
    He reported that there were three major groups involved in the illegal cock fighting - Texas Aggies, Cajuns and the Mafia.
    Of course, the boss wanted to know how he surmised this, and he replied that he knew there were Texas Aggies involved when he saw someone enter a duck into the fight.
    He knew that there were Cajuns involved when someone bet on the duck.
    He then stated that he was absolutely positive that the Mafia was involved when the duck won!

    I once got beat up while fighting for a girl's honor...She wanted to keep it.

    "Terrorist training camps looked a lot nicer in the brochure"
    "I didn't join the Taliban, I was interning for the Taliban"
    "I lost a Super Bowl bet"
    "Dazzled by the Taliban commercials that aired during one of Kathie Lee's Ramadan specials"
    "What kid doesn't grow up dreaming of being the next Mullah Omar?"
    "Al Qaeda? Oh man, I thought I was fighting for Ralph Nader"
    "Since when is fighting against your country with an evil terrorist regime considered treason?"
    "Got tired of wearing clean clothes and not getting shot at"
    "Like you've never joined an international terrorist ring!"
    "Oh, I thought this was a paintball game"
    ©MMI, Viacom Internet Services Inc.

    "Terrorist training camps looked a lot nicer in the brochure"
    "I didn't join the Taliban, I was interning for the Taliban"
    "I lost a Super Bowl bet"
    "Dazzled by the Taliban commercials that aired during one of Kathie Lee's Ramadan specials"
    "What kid doesn't grow up dreaming of being the next Mullah Omar?"
    "Al Qaeda? Oh man, I thought I was fighting for Ralph Nader"
    "Since when is fighting against your country with an evil terrorist regime considered treason?"
    "Got tired of wearing clean clothes and not getting shot at"
    "Like you've never joined an international terrorist ring!"
    "Oh, I thought this was a paintball game"
    ©MMI, Viacom Internet Services Inc.

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    That evening while he sat in his rocking chair on his front porch, he noticed someone walking along his long, secluded driveway towards his house. He quickly approached the strange man and asked what he needed.
    The stranger stated that he was a neighbor that lived just beyond the far hill and that he was having a party that night and would like to invite him. The man quickly accepted the neighbors offer and was relived to finally have some company. Before the neighbor left, he told the man, "You better let me warn you about something. At this party, there's probably going to be some more...

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