Knicks Jokes

...Isiah Thomas was fired as Knicks coach Friday. Isiah is actually relieved, saying "This frees me up so now i can devote more time to getting around to sexually harassing anyone in the Knicks offices that i missed the first time around."

The New York Knicks have officially decided not to sign free agent guard Allen Iverson. Which is probably what it feels like to be rejected from community college.

Knicks coach Isiah Thomas criticized Knicks fans for being dumb. And he’s right – you’d have to be dumb to root for a team coached by Isiah Thomas.

Mike D'Antoni says he's "really encouraged" by the Knicks' progress. It's sad when progress is a three game losing streak.

Knicks coach Isiah Thomas has said that all of his players are "untouchable." Much like plague victims and lepers. Despite this, Thomas believes that the women in the organization are plenty touchable.