Nevada Jokes

Senator Majority leader Harry Reid was asked if he felt there was an urgency to pass the Senate's proposed health care reform bill. To which Reid replied, "Like my friend Ted Kennedy would have said, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."

A fire today closed the Las Vegas Monte Carlo hotel and casino.

Seventeen people were injured in the blaze but no O.J. Simpson memorabilia were damaged.

Just two weeks after announcing his bid for a run for the Presidentcy, Republican Sen. John Ensign of Nevada admits to an extramarital affair last year with a young campaign aide.
Is this what Republicans mean by "Drill Baby Drill"?

Republican Senator John Ensign (NV) has stepped down from his leadership post, after admitting he carried on an extramarital affair with a woman who was on his campaign staff.
There's a lot of speculation as to his next move; with what we know about him now, I'd say he's already a halfway decent Democrat.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nevada!
Nevada who?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!