George Bush Jokes
I was able to get my hands on George Bush’s farewell speech, which he will give on his last day in office. It goes like this:
“My fellow Americans.
Good luck everybody!”
A White House insider claims that President Bush is uncomfortable around women because he loves fart jokes. This is in contrast to President Clinton, who was comfortable around women because he loved fat jokes.
The arrest of John Karr for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey continues to dominate the news. "It's almost like there's not a war in Iraq," gushed President Bush. "I'm saving that Holloway gal for North Korea."
President Bush critiqued his own language skills in a press conference with Tony Blair on Thursday. "I need to be more sophisticated," the President said, before adding "and shit."
On Thursday, President Bush expressed regret for daring Iraqi insurgents to "bring it on." He also apologized for saying, "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States."