Drug Addict Jokes / Recent Jokes

Target stores will no longer sell games like Shots and Ladders and Keg Pong because they promote binge drinking. Partiers who enjoy games need not worry, however. Still on the shelves are the marijuana paranoia guessing contest Was That Voice Real or On TV? and the PCP invincibility training kit entitled Twenty Bucks Says You Won’t Punch That Cop.

My friend just bought a High Def TV...
I thought High Definition was smoking weed and reading the dictionary.

A new study shows marijuana smoking by a pregnant mother stunts the growth of her baby.
Maybe that's the reason why, on that old TV show "Family Ties" the one with the tall ex-hippie couple, they picked Michael J. Fox to play their first born son - Alex Keaton.

Marijuana and little people
Too many. I've see I've done too many jokes about marijuana and little people.
What will that lead to - the Munchkins?

...recent studies have shown that marijuana smokers have lower sperm count and slower sperm speed...turns out their sperm was stopping for munchies first.

Former world cycling champion Tom Boonen has been fined by his team after testing positive for cocaine. Officials first became suspicious after noticing Boonen passing cars on the highway. On foot.

The already retired Martina Hingis has been inexplicably banned for two years for testing positive for cocaine. That'll show her. Officials learned of her cocaine problem after she snorted the service line.