Balloon Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
    One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us."

    So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
    15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
    One of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech!"
    Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
    The man replies: "For three reasons:
    (1) he took a long time to answer,
    (2) he was absolutely correct, and
    (3) his answer was absolutely useless."

    Engineers and Managers

    Hot 6 years ago

    A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
    The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field."
    "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
    "I am. How did you know?"
    "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
    The man below says, "You must be in management."
    "I am. But how did you know?"
    "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

    Looking for some help...

    Hot 5 years ago

    A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.""You must be an engineer," said the balloonist."I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?""Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."The woman below responded, "You must be in management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you more...

    Hot Air Balloon

    Hot 3 years ago

    Three men are in a hot air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon
    somewhere.
    One of the three men says, "I have got an idea. We can call for help in this
    canyon and the echo will carry our voices far." He leans over the basket and
    yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?"
    They hear the echo several times. 15 minutes later, they hear this echoing
    voice, "Helllloooooo! You are lost!"
    One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."
    Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
    The man replies, "For three reasons: 1) he took a long time to answer, 2) he was
    absolutely correct, and 3) his answer was absolutely useless."

    New Turkey Recipe

    Hot 4 years ago

    7lb. Turkey
    2 TBS. Butter
    5 grams Heroin
    Salt and Pepper to taste
    Balloon

    Rinse Turkey well and place in roasting pan breast side down. Grease Turkey with butter. Place Heroin in Balloon and shove it into Turkey cavity. Salt and Pepper. Cover and place in oven at 350 for 7 hours or until the balloon busts. Let cool for 30 minutes. Carve and Enjoy!

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