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    Hot 3 years ago

    A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.""You must be an engineer," said the balloonist."I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?""Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."The woman below responded, "You must be in management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you more...

    The farmer and the devil

    Hot 4 years ago

    A farmer from the wheat fields of Washington state dies and goes to Hell. While down there the Devil notices that the farmer is
    not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauge and sees that it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the
    farmer and ask why he's so happy. The farmer says, "The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."
    The devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to "get" him, so he goes over to his controls and turns up the
    temperature to 105 degrees and the humidity to 90%. Afterwards he goes looking for the farmer. . . He finds him standing
    around just as happy as can be. The Devil asks the farmer, again, why he's so happy. The farmer replies, "This is even better,
    it's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."
    The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer. He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 115
    degrees and the more...

    Alter Your Course!

    Hot 1 year ago

    This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."#1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."#2: "No, I say again divert YOUR course."#1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!"#2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"

    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don`t know where I am."The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude.""You must be an engineer," says the balloonist."I am," replies the man. "How did you know?""Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."The man below says, "You must be a manager.""I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?""Well," says the man, "you don`t know where you are, or where more...

    A blonde is taking a test for a job. The examiner asks some questions for general culture.
    "Do you know miss which is the boiling temperature of water?"
    "I am not sure"
    "Miss, either you know it or you don't know it"
    "I am not sure"
    "The boiling temperature of water is 100 degrees!"
    "Mmmm. I see. It's the right angle that boils at 90 degrees!"

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