Stall Jokes

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    A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
    "That fellow from close by will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the mares. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
    Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
    That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
    "This is the mare right here," she tells him.
    "What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
    Replies the wife, "I guess its to hang up your pants."

    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
    erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. more...

    1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
    2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
    4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
    5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
    6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
    7. ''Now how did that get there?''
    8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
    9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
    10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
    11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
    12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall more...

    1. Extend your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
    2. Cheer and clap loudly each time someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
    3. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
    4. Drop a marble and say, "Shit! My glass eye!"
    5. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
    6. Say, "Damn, this water is cold."
    7. Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly.
    8. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."
    9. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
    10. Fill a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall wall of your neighbor while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
    11. Say, "Hmmm... interesting... more sinkers than floaters."
    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop more...

    1. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."2. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot! My glass eye!!"3. Say "Darn, this water is cold."4. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.5. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"6. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"7. Take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

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