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    Alzheimer's Disease

    Hot 5 years ago

    Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
    A: Her IQ goes up!

    Aid's or Alzheimer's

    Hot 6 years ago

    A doctor called up a fellow and said, "Mr. Michaels I have some distressing news. As you know, your wife was in for some blood tests recently."
    The guy says, "Yes, that's right. Is there anything wrong?"
    "Well," the doctor replies, "here's the thing. There's another women who came in for blood tests also and she has the exact same name as your wife.
    Now, the problem is, I got the results of their tests and one of them has aids and the other has Alzheimer's."
    "Oh, my God," the man said, "what will I do, doc?"
    "Well, I've been giving this some thought," said the doctor, "and here's what you do. Take her for a ride out in the country. When you get way out there, throw her out of the car and take off fast.
    "Then what?" says the distraught man.
    "Well...if she finds her way home, whatever you do, DON'T FUCK HER!"

    Good news for aging hippies: Scientists have found that smoking grass may stave off Alzheimer's disease. New research shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may prevent the progression of the disease by preserving levels of an important neurotransmitter that allows the brain to function.
    Those afflicted with Alzheimer's are said to suffer from memory loss, impaired decision-making, and diminished language and movement skills.
    Hmm... doesn't that sound an awful lot like the typical pot-smoker?

    Scientists have developed a daily pill that can cure Alzheimer's disease. To ensure that elderly patients take the medication, doctors plan on hiding the pills far from home.

    ...the alzheimer's memory walk is coming soon...you tell 3 people, they tell 3 people, and before you know it, you have a thousand people gathered together who cant remember why.

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