Wisconsin Jokes / Recent Jokes
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia. Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking the law. In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits. In McDonald, Ohio, farmers cannot march a goose down a city street. And fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from going into bakeries in Massachusetts. In Kansas, it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours. In New York, frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset. In Pennsylvania, no one is allowed to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday. In Arizona, the bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed. In Vermont, you can be fined if your pig runs in a public park without the permission of a selectman. French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring more...
All of the following town names are REAL:
Long Dong (Guangxi, China)
Blowhard (Australia)
Pickles Gap (Arkansas)
Petting (Germany)
Mount Mee (Australia)
Titting (Germany)
Lickdale (Pennsylvania, USA)
Yocumtown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Fugit (Kentucky, USA)
Assinippi (Massachusetts, USA)
Big Cockup and Little Cockup (England)
Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland)
Sally's Gap (Ireland)
Dick Johnson (Indiana, USA)
Beaver Bottom (Kentucky, USA)
Black Butte (Oregon, USA)
Sandy Balls (England)
Tilicum (Washington, USA)
Cockburn (Australia)
Bangor (Wales)
Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA)
Ballville (Ohio, USA)
Prickwillow (England)
Black Charlie's Opening (England)
Kinmount (Ontario, Canada)
Euren (Wisconsin, USA)
Cockland (Ohio, USA)
Assville (Tennessee, USA)
Spuzzum (Canada)
Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)
Shafter (California, USA)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
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Andy Griffith has sued William Harold Fenrick, 42, who unsuccessfully ran for a sheriff's post after legally changing his name to Andrew Jackson Griffith. The suit alleges he violated trademark and copyright laws.
This is not the first time Fenrick has gotten in trouble for a name change. He once ran for a sheriff's post under the name Charles "Chucky" Johnson Norris. No lawsuit was ever filed, but he dropped out of the race after reportedly getting beat up in extremely corny, slow-paced fashion.
Dumb Wisconsin laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
Wisconsin Crazy Law Dumb Wisconsin Laws At one time, margarine was illegal.
Parents in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin have asked school officials to remove former U.S. poet laureate Maya Angelou's autobiography, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, from the high school curriculum.
English teachers and people who've read the First Amendment to the Constitution have responded by asking state officials to have Fond du Lac removed from Wisconsin.
Some suggested titles for Angelou's next book:
I Know Why I Never Went to Fond du Lac
I Know Why It's Illegal to Marry Your Cousin
No word yet on the parents request to have Michael Richards speak at graduation.
Twin brothers, friend are arrested in Wisconsin after tip leads police to young woman's grave On their way to dig up a grave in rural southwestern Wisconsin, the Grunke brothers and a friend stopped at a Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms,
At least they did the safe thing, cause who really wants a zombie baby?