Werewolf Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
Q: What`s the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
A werewolf joke
How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!
A vampire joke
What’s Dracula’s favourite coffee?
Decoffinated!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour!
A werewolf joke
What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning?
You had some party the night before!
A ghost joke
Where does Sitting Bull’s ghost live?
In a creepy teepee!
A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!
A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!
A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!
A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula’s favourite?
Veinilla!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!
A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they’re the only ones who know where a witch itches!
A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He’s still looking for a crypt writer though!
A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!
A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!
A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!
A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!
A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups!
Q: What is a werewolf's favorite type of story?
A: A hairy tale!
Q: Did you hear about the hippie werewolf?
A: He was fur out, man!
Q: What do you call two witches who live together?
A: Brommates!
Q: Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
A: He was a real jerk-o'-lantern!
Q: What does an Australian witch ride on?
A: A broomerang!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous director?
A: Steven Spellberg!
Q: Where do spooks go to mail a letter?
A: The ghost office.
Q: What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
A: "Long time, no see!"
Q: When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
A: When you're a mouse!
Q: What happened when the little witch misbehaved?
A: She was sent to her broom.
Q: What do you say to a depressed vampire?
A: "Fang in thre!"
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Try tickling his funny bone!
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