Hairy Jokes

Q. How can u tell when an Italian plane lands at the airport?
A. It's the one with the hair under its wings!

Once there was a blonde that bought a house. she want to name her new house.
so she said "the next thing I hear I will name my house!" so she went down the street and the first thing she heard was "hairy butt"
then she went and bought a dog. and said the next thing she heard she will anme the dog it!!! The next thing she heard was "huge zit"
the next day her dog ran away so she went to the police and said "I looked everywere on and in my hairy butt but I can not find my huge zit anywere!!!"

Your mammas so hairy she was a double for the movie Tarzan.

Twinkle, twinkle little star how I wonder what you are
Shine upon a parking lot
As I eat my girlfriends twat.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater
Saw a chick but couldn't meet her
Saw her brother one fine day
Sucked his cock and now he's GAY.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So he ignored her flabby tits
An licked her asshole clean.
Eenie Meanie Miney Mo
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
Mary Mary quite contrary
Shave that pussy its so damn hairy.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two I blew my goo
And dumped the bitch off at the next block.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
It was quite scary
all wrinkled and hairy.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.