Q. How can u tell when an Italian plane lands at the airport?
A. It's the one with the hair under its wings!
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
- Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Once there was a blonde that bought a house. she want to name her new house.
so she said "the next thing I hear I will name my house!" so she went down the street and the first thing she heard was "hairy butt"
then she went and bought a dog. and said the next thing she heard she will anme the dog it!!! The next thing she heard was "huge zit"
the next day her dog ran away so she went to the police and said "I looked everywere on and in my hairy butt but I can not find my huge zit anywere!!!"
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
This woman with hairy armpits walks into a bar. She sits down, raises her hand, showing
all the hair under her armpits, and calls out, "Yoo-hoo, anyone want to buy me a drink?" Then out
of the corner a drunk guy says, "I'll buy that ballerina a drink."
Five minutes pass on. The hairy pitted woman again raises her hand and calls out for someone to
buy her a drink. The same drunk guy again says, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
Five more minutes pass on. The woman again raises her hand and asks for someone to buy her a
drink, and again, the drunk guy goes, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
The bar tender then looks at the drunk guy very strange and says, "Why the do you keep calling
her a ballerina?" To which the drunk replies, "Because. I have never seen anyone else that can lift
their leg as high as she can!"