"Hairy" joke
Once there was a blonde that bought a house. she want to name her new house.
so she said "the next thing I hear I will name my house!" so she went down the street and the first thing she heard was "hairy butt"
then she went and bought a dog. and said the next thing she heard she will anme the dog it!!! The next thing she heard was "huge zit"
the next day her dog ran away so she went to the police and said "I looked everywere on and in my hairy butt but I can not find my huge zit anywere!!!"
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...
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