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    You Know You Are Filipino

    Hot 5 months ago

    you have a 'barrel man' in your house, you may be filipino...(you know.. the wooden man... when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!) you wash your clothes by hand, you might be Filipino. you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, you just might be Filipino. you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room, you're a Filipino. you have a very good sense of maniana habit, you might be Filipino. you smoke in your house you put up your knee while eating you eat kanin and ulam using your hand you are pakialamero you say Sugarol, babaero at tumador you are chismosa you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom. you say For Take Out instead of to go. you point w/ your lips, then you might be a Filipino. you say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino. you nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino. your nickname is 'boy', you might be a Filipino. you ask for a Colgate instead of toothpaste, you might be a Filipino. you say 'Canteen' instead of cafeteria, then you more...

    Yo Mama's Head So Large

    Hot 5 years ago

    Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
    Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

    What do you call a proton with big hair? A' froton.

    Mom At The Whore House

    Hot 3 years ago

    Twas the night before Christmas,
    When all through the house,

    Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
    With Mom at the whore house,

    And dad smoking grass,
    I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!

    When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
    I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!

    When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
    I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!

    He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
    And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.

    He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
    The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

    He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
    Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!

    Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

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