"Big cats can be dangerous" joke
Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.
A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...
I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.