"I'm no weather man but the forecast" joke

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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