"I'm no weather man but the forecast" joke

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard more...

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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