Ballerina Jokes

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    Ballerina

    Hot 4 years ago

    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.
    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
    "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,
    "Give the Ballerina a drink!"
    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down in one. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,
    "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and boomed,
    "Give the Ballerina another drink!"
    The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling more...

    Hairy Armpit

    Hot 2 months ago

    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
    But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
    The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
    The drunk replied, more...

    Theres a guy sitting in a bar. A women comes up and raises her hand for a drink. The women has really hairy armpits. The guy tells the bartender," Get the ballerina a drink." The bartender gets out, fills a drink, and gives it to the woman. After she finishes her drink she raises her arm again. The guy says," Get this ballerina a drink." The bartender answers, " How do you know she is a ballerina?" . The guy says," Only ballerinas can raise their legs that high.

    This drunk man walks over to the bartender and points to this beautiful blonde. He says to the bartender"Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" so every couple minutes he says "Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" later that night, he says it once more, then the bartender says"why do you say that she is a beautiful ballerina???" The drunken man says "well any one who can put their leg up that high on the wall must be a ballerina..."
    so if you are stupid and dont understand this joke it means...someone had her arm on the wall, and since she has a hairy armpit it looks like(to a drunken man)that this womans leg is on the wall and she has no underwear on....

    This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a more...

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