Hairy Jokes / Recent Jokes
Yo mama's so hairy... - Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. - Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock. - Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. - Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. - Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth. - Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. - Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. - Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Your mama is so hairy that when u were born u had a case of rug burn!
Your mammas so hairy she was a double for the movie Tarzan.
your momma is so hairy shes got afros on her tittis
Your momma so hairy she has dread locks going down her back.
your momma so hairy that the lions started singing welcome to the jungle the mighty jungle where the lion sleeps tonite
your momma so hairy whan she goes to the woods bigfoot jumps uot with a polaroid and starts taking pictures