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    Amazing Facts 9

    Hot 5 years ago

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    Your left lung is smaller in size than your right lung, it is like that in order to make room for your heart.
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    Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time
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    Male human brains are about 10 percent heavier than female brains
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    Before 1800 there were no separately designed shoes for right and left feet
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    The glossy look to lipstick comes from fish scales, which are iridescent
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    To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe
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    Honey is used as a center for golf balls and in antifreeze mixtures
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    The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'
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    Your body weight is lower at 9 A.M. than at any other time of the day
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    The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night
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    40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals
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    Without any greenhouse effect, Earth would be cold more...

    Dirty Ryhmes

    Hot 5 years ago

    (Row Row Row Your Boat)
    Roll, roll, roll your joint
    twist it at the end,
    take a puff,
    that's enough and pass it to a friend.
    Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself,
    he stuck his thumb up his ass
    and found his uncles underpants
    and said "What a good boy am I"
    Mary Mary quite contrary
    shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    I live in a flat you fucking twat so how the fuck should I know
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    With wizz and e's and ganja trees and coke as white as snow
    Mary had a little lamb her cow had B.S.E
    Mary was a kiky slut and gave them H.I.V
    Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
    He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
    He said, "Excuse me ladies,
    just doing my duty
    so why not pull down your pants
    and give me some booty."
    Hickory Dickory more...

    The Fish Bone

    Hot 1 year ago

    Shreya: I Have More Bones In Body Than You Have. Shelly: That’s Impossible Shreya: It’s True. I Swallowed A Fish Bone At
    Dinner.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    to smoke some maruighuana
    Jack got high and dropped his fly
    so Jill said "Ooh I wanna!"
    Old Mrs. Stubbard went to the cubboard
    To get the dog a bone
    When she bent over
    the dog took over
    and gave her a bone of his own

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    Your left lung is smaller in size than your right lung, it is like that in order to make room for your heart.
    #
    Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time
    #
    Male human brains are about 10 percent heavier than female brains
    #
    Before 1800 there were no separately designed shoes for right and left feet
    #
    The glossy look to lipstick comes from fish scales, which are iridescent
    #
    To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe
    #
    Honey is used as a center for golf balls and in antifreeze mixtures
    #
    The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'
    #
    Your body weight is lower at 9 A.M. than at any other time of the day
    #
    The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night
    #
    40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals
    #
    Without any greenhouse effect, Earth would be cold more...

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