Bone Jokes

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    Your left lung is smaller in size than your right lung, it is like that in order to make room for your heart.
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    Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time
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    Male human brains are about 10 percent heavier than female brains
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    Before 1800 there were no separately designed shoes for right and left feet
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    The glossy look to lipstick comes from fish scales, which are iridescent
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    To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe
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    Honey is used as a center for golf balls and in antifreeze mixtures
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    The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'
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    Your body weight is lower at 9 A.M. than at any other time of the day
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    The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night
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    40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals
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    Without any greenhouse effect, Earth would be cold more...

    (Row Row Row Your Boat)
    Roll, roll, roll your joint
    twist it at the end,
    take a puff,
    that's enough and pass it to a friend.
    Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself,
    he stuck his thumb up his ass
    and found his uncles underpants
    and said "What a good boy am I"
    Mary Mary quite contrary
    shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    I live in a flat you fucking twat so how the fuck should I know
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    With wizz and e's and ganja trees and coke as white as snow
    Mary had a little lamb her cow had B.S.E
    Mary was a kiky slut and gave them H.I.V
    Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
    He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
    He said, "Excuse me ladies,
    just doing my duty
    so why not pull down your pants
    and give me some booty."
    Hickory Dickory more...

    Little miss hubbard
    went to the cupboard
    to fetch the poor doggy a bone, she bent down the dog was around and her gave her a bone of his own!!!

    A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
    single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.

    The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
    her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
    "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
    composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
    you I broke every bone in my body."

    The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
    he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
    you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
    your finger."

    He should study to be a bone specialist - he has the head for it.

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