Werewolf Jokes / Recent Jokes
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn’t get his teeth into the part!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!
A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn’t reach any higher!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!
A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!
A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
A skeleton joke
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
A skeleton joke
Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall…!
A skeleton joke
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!
A skeleton joke
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
A werewolf joke
Mummy, mummy what’s a werewolf?
Be quiet and brush your face!
A werewolf joke
What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home?
A comb!
A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph?
A witch on a high speed train!
A skeleton joke
What’s a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much!
A vampire joke
What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal!
A skeleton joke
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it!
A werewolf joke
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
I don’t know, but if it laughs I’ll join in!
A skeleton joke
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!
A skeleton joke
Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!
A witch joke
What’s the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!
A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!
A demon joke
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it “Gnome Sweet Gnome”!
A Halloween joke
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
A demon joke
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch!
A ghost joke
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits!
A skeleton joke
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A dead ringer!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
He became a wash and werewolf!
A witch joke
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Broom sick!
A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They’re having a spell in the first division!
A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
A vampire joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
“Have a nice bite”!
A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!