Dracula Jokes

Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: ''How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?''
Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries.
Q: What's soft, moldy and flies?
A: A spoiled bat.
Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
A: ''You're under a vest!''
Q: What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
A: He had to give it back.
Q: Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
A: He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.
Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They’re having a spell in the first division!

A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!

A vampire joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
“Have a nice bite”!

A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!

A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!

A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!