Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: ''How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?''
Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries.
Q: What's soft, moldy and flies?
A: A spoiled bat.
Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
A: ''You're under a vest!''
Q: What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
A: He had to give it back.
Q: Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
A: He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.
Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Q: Which more...
What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.
Q. What is dracula's favorite sport?
C'est un mec, qui se ballade un soir
Count Dracula walks into a local bar and says" Bartender, may I have a glass of water please?" The bartender, being very curious, gives the count a glass of water and asks the count, "What do you need with a glass of water? " The Count whips out a Blood covered, well used Tampon from under his coat and proceeds to drop it in the Glass of water...then he looks up at the Bartender and says..." I Thought I would make me a glass of Ice Tea this time...!!!"