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    Virgin Mary

    Hot 3 weeks ago

    Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember to call me every night," God said, before Virgin Mary left.
    So, in the first night, the telephone rang in Heaven. "Heaven," God answered. "Hello, it

    Nobody's a virgin

    Hot 3 weeks ago

    Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all.

    3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
    St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
    "Which is...?", they replied in unison. "Have you been a good girl ?", he asked the first girl. "Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married."
    "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."
    "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl. "Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married." "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."
    "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl. "Oh no, not at all", she said. "I practically have sex with more...

    Nun in a Wheelchair

    Hot 1 year agoby Matty

    What Do You Call a Nun in a Wheelchair?
    Virgin Mobile

    Why wasn't Jesus born in

    Hot 2 years ago

    Why wasn't Jesus born in Italy?
    They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

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