"Nun in a Wheelchair" joke
What Do You Call a Nun in a Wheelchair?
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can more...
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the more...
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors