"Virgin Mary" joke
Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember to call me every night," God said, before Virgin Mary left.
So, in the first night, the telephone rang in Heaven. "Heaven," God answered. "Hello, it
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.