"Virgin Mary" joke

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Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember to call me every night," God said, before Virgin Mary left.
So, in the first night, the telephone rang in Heaven. "Heaven," God answered. "Hello, it

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hairline

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
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garry:I think your brother was an only child. treetop
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garry:you are 1 bottle short of a 6pack
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Jaime:Your hairlines so messed up Mexicans cross it thinking its the border
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jazmin:yo hairline so far it went all the way back to the beginning of the earth
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bleh:scooby doo cant find yo lining
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bleh:yo lining is like star wars its far far away
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bleh:yo lining like a raging bull
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