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One fine morning a sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his
ride when suddenly he sees another sardarji in the middle of a field
rowing a boat.
Puzzled he stops the car and standing at the edge of the road screams,
"what are you doing rowing a boat in a field?".
The sardarji answers "it is an ocean of wheat and i am rowing a boat in
the ocean."
The sardar angrily says "it is because of sardars like you we have a bad
name. If only i knew to swim i would have come there and beaten you up".

The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER Sardar asks for help from general public 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL Sardar asks for lucky cards 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal: A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT Sardar gives up. If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below: 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453 2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador 3) The October revolution is celebrated in November 4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name. 5) more...

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10. 00

One day many sardars moving thru a road in Punjab by carrying a deadbody of a sardar, but with lot of celebration, singing bella bella, and with music band etc.. so a non sardarji asked one sardar why you are celebrating so much, instead you must be sad bcoz one of your brother is dead. so sardarji replied, no no no, we must celebrate this at our best, bcoz this is the first time a sardar is dead due to BRAIN TUMOR. and saying that he start dancing, singing bella bella

A Sardar went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: Ji, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." Sardar interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That's true ji. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy“
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.
When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh gee Hoya? “
The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee“