Hindi Jokes

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    Laloo, Jayalalitha, and karunanidhi are on a long flight in an Air Force plane. Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs. 100 note out and make someone down below happy."
    Jayalalitha not wanting to be outdone says,
    "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs. 50 notes throw them down and make two people down below happy."
    Of course karunanidhi doesn't want these two candidates to out do him so he pipes in,
    " I would instead take one hundred Rs. 1 notes and throw them out to
    make 100 people just a little happier."
    At this point the pilot who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore comes out and says,
    "If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 100 crore people happy!"

    Madras Medical Store

    Hot 6 years agoby Udayan

    Two Punjabi men, Santa Sahib & Banta Sahib, are visiting Madras. Desiring to buy condoms, they enter a medical store and approach the Tamilian shop-keeper.
    "Oye! Santa, these chootiya (stupid) Madrasis don't know any Punjabi or Hindustani!" exclaims Banta in Punjabi just before they talk to the Tamilian. "So how will we tell him what we want?"
    "Don't worry yaar! Sign language is a universal language! Just do as I do," replies Santa in Punjabi. With that, Santa pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. The South Indian shop-keeper is amused but remains silent. Banta then likewise pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. Grinning widely, the Tamil shop-keeper then pulls down his lungi and places his black penis onto the table, next to the genitals of the two Punjabi Sahibs.
    The Dravidian laughs loudly as his one-foot long ebony more...

    1965 Ki Jung

    Hot 8 years ago

    1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE) PAR CHAR JATAY TU FUJI BOLA AMAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY

    Sharabi Ke Gaane

    Hot 7 years ago

    1 sharabi let kr gaane ga raha tha.. 2-3 gaane ga kar wo ulta let kar gaane laga..
    Dusra sharabi ne pucha: Yaar ulta let kar gaane kyun gaane laga..
    Sharabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai...

    Brain is needed

    Hot 6 years ago

    once two men went in a train. one man is a hindi man and another man is a tamil man.the tamil had a large luggage and weight luggage.he could not lift it.so the hindi man lifted it and kept it. he told the tamil man that you always eat rice so you dont get strength.the tamil man got angry. he acted like that as he is pulling the stop chain in the train.the hindi man stood up and pulled the stop the chain. after that the train stooped.the police came the tamil man told to the police that this hindi man pulled the stop chain they areested him.the tamil man told to the hindi man because you alaways eat chappathi you dont have brain.

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