Punjabi Jokes

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    Chinese Kid

    Hot 5 months ago

    Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
    "Mother: Sikh.
    Father: Sikh
    Kid: Chinese."
    "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,
    it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

    Madras Medical Store

    Hot 5 months agoby Udayan

    Two Punjabi men, Santa Sahib & Banta Sahib, are visiting Madras. Desiring to buy condoms, they enter a medical store and approach the Tamilian shop-keeper.
    "Oye! Santa, these chootiya (stupid) Madrasis don't know any Punjabi or Hindustani!" exclaims Banta in Punjabi just before they talk to the Tamilian. "So how will we tell him what we want?"
    "Don't worry yaar! Sign language is a universal language! Just do as I do," replies Santa in Punjabi. With that, Santa pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. The South Indian shop-keeper is amused but remains silent. Banta then likewise pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. Grinning widely, the Tamil shop-keeper then pulls down his lungi and places his black penis onto the table, next to the genitals of the two Punjabi Sahibs.
    The Dravidian laughs loudly as his one-foot long ebony more...

    Banana Tree

    Hot 1 year ago

    One Day Morron Climbed A Tree. He Met A Monkey There. Monkey Asked "What's The Matter, Why Did U Climb The Tree" Morron Replied "To Eat Mango" Monkey Said "Dude This Is Banana Tree" Morron Said "Don't Worry, I've Got The Mango With Me"

    Just A Minute

    Hot 5 months ago

    Santa calls a call center of air sahara to know the journey time of delhi to bombay. When his call gets connected, he asks "sir, how much time will your plane take from delhi to bombay? Officer says "just a minute sir' santa says thankyou very much and disconnects the call.

    There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers. They
    had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So
    they were going on their destination in a car. On their way
    Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time
    bomb explodes in this car itself." Santya replied
    "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!

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