Punjaban Jokes

Q: Why do Punjabans prefer bathing in lakes and rivers?
A: So nobody can peep at them through the windows!

Q: Why do Punjabans usually bathe with an open door?
A: So nobody can peep at them through the key-hole!

Q: What did the Punjabi Woman say when shown her newborn baby in the
delivery room?
A: "I'm not going to chuso (suck) something THAT small!"

Q: Why do Punjabi Women prefer Dravidian Men over their own Punjabi Men?
A1: Because 12 inches is better than 3!
A2: Because 12 hours is longer than 3 minutes!

Q: How do you convince 4 Punjabi Women to sit on the same chair?
A: Turn the chair upside down!