Punjaban Jokes

Q: Why do Punjabans usually bathe with an open door?
A: So nobody can peep at them through the key-hole!

Q: Why do Punjabans prefer bathing in lakes and rivers?
A: So nobody can peep at them through the windows!

Q: Why do Punjabi Women prefer Dravidian Men over their own Punjabi Men?
A1: Because 12 inches is better than 3!
A2: Because 12 hours is longer than 3 minutes!

Q: What did the Punjabi Woman say when shown her newborn baby in the
delivery room?
A: "I'm not going to chuso (suck) something THAT small!"

Three young women, a Tamilian, a Maharashtrian and a Punjaban, who all happened to die on the same day, arrived in the office of Dharamraj, the keeper of life's records. He first questioned the Tamilian about her lifestyle.' I have been very good: a virgin till I married, utterly faithful and dutiful to my husband. I looked after my mother-in-law and prayed to Tirupati everyday.'
'That's very good. I will recommend you for first class accommodation in paradise,' said Dharamraj.
The Maharashtrian came next.' I was a full-blooded Maratha so I could not be quite as chaste in thought and deed as my Tamilian sister. But I didn't hurt anyone and I kept my husband happy. 1
'For you, second class accommodation in paradise,' replied Dharamraj.
'And what about you?', he asked the lady from the land of the five rivers.
'I was a very bad woman,' she replied.' I did everything I shouldn't have done: I never said my prayers, I quarrelled with my saas (mother-in-law), and more...