Singh Jokes

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    Who Is It

    Hot 2 years ago

    While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
    Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says
    that,
    it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
    Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
    "Allow me to demonstrate."
    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
    Minister,
    please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father
    has a
    child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Manmohan immediately responds, "It`s me, Sir! "
    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up
    and
    says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.
    President. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon
    returning to Washington, decides he`d better put the Condoleeza more...

    What do you call?

    Hot 7 years ago

    What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
    Just-beer Singh.
    What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
    Just-one Singh.
    What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
    Her Pal Singh
    What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
    Surrender Singh

    The tunnel joke

    Hot 7 years ago

    Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it`s construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh`s tender at it`s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now, as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh. I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don`t more...

    Two friends Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other.
    Santa Singh: "Have you heard of the Suez Canal?"
    Banta Singh: "Yes, I have."
    Santa Singh: "Well, my father dug it."
    Banta Singh: "That's nothing. Have you heard of the Dead Sea?"
    Santa Singh: "Yes, I have."
    Banta Singh: "Well, my father killed it."

    LEFT-HANDED

    Hot 8 years ago

    Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by "Kithe" Pacific.Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.
    Gulati :"Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion"
    Gary: "How about if I play left handed ?"
    Gulati: [Think.. Think..] "OK!"
    Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.
    Gulati: Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing left-handed...
    Manpreet: Oye ullu-de pathey! He sure did fool you! U know what! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

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