"Who Is It" joke
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says
it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
"Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father
child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It`s me, Sir! "
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up
says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.
President. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon
returning to Washington, decides he`d better put the Condoleeza Rice
test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I
you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What`s on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your
a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back
you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting
senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours,
nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls
Powell and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It`s me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,
exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It`s our Colin
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!"
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