Santa Banta Jokes

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    Constipated Horse

    Hot 4 years ago

    Banta goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse`s ass, and blow the pill up there." Banta comes back the next day, and he looks very sick. The vet says, "What happened?" Banta says, "The horse blew first."

    The tunnel joke

    Hot 6 years ago

    Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it`s construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh`s tender at it`s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now, as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh. I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don`t more...

    IAS Interview

    Hot 2 years ago

    One young man went for an IAS Interview.


    "When did India get independence? " He was asked.


    "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


    "Who was responsible for our independence? "


    "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.



    "Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"


    "Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.


    The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

    When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave more...

    Sucide

    Hot 5 years ago

    Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with
    the tip of his index finger blown off.
    "How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
    "Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh
    replied.
    The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
    finger?"
    "No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my
    face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth
    and I thought I just paid Rs. 1, 000 to get my teeth
    straightened.
    So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this
    is going
    to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my
    other ear
    before I pulled the trigger.

    Vegetarian Chicken

    Hot 1 year ago

    Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
    The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
    After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
    Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood.
    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa`s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in more...

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