Banta Jokes

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    Amazing ball

    Hot 1 year ago

    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, when Banta, a salesman, runs up to him and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
    The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
    "It's a special golf ball," says Banta. "You can never lose it!"
    "What do you mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"
    "No problem," says Banta. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
    "Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
    "Easy," says Banta. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
    "Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
    "No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
    The golfer more...

    Empty-handed

    Hot 1 year ago

    Santa and Banta had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
    Finally Santa invited Banta to visit him in his new apartment. "I got a wife and two kids and I'd love to have you visit us."
    Banta, "Great. Where do you live?"
    Santa, "Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in." "Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?", asks Banta.
    "Surely, you're not coming empty-handed!"

    Constipated Horse

    Hot 4 years ago

    Banta goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse`s ass, and blow the pill up there." Banta comes back the next day, and he looks very sick. The vet says, "What happened?" Banta says, "The horse blew first."

    The tunnel joke

    Hot 6 years ago

    Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it`s construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh`s tender at it`s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now, as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh. I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don`t more...

    Miracle Doctor

    Hot 3 years ago

    A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do except for Banta, the town's grouch.
    So Banta went to this 'Miracle Doctor' to prove that he wasn't so miraculous.
    He goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing, so what are you going to do?"
    The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tell Banta, "What you need is jar number 43."
    "Jar number 43?", Banta wonders.
    So the doctor leaves and after five minutes brings a jar and tells Banta to taste it.
    He tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is Shit!" he yells.
    "I just restored your sense of taste Banta," says the doctor.
    So Banta goes home very mad.
    One month later, Banta goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can't remember!"
    Thinking he got the doctor, the more...

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